Welcome to the official wedding website of Craig Norton and Danica Norton. By attending, participating, or even just contemplating our wedding, you agree to the following terms and conditions. Failure to comply may result in severe consequences.
- Acceptance of Terms
By RSVP-ing “Yes,” you agree to celebrate Craig and Danica’s union with unparalleled enthusiasm. - Dress Code
Semi-formal attire is encouraged.
- Photographic Consent
By attending, you consent to being photographed, videoed, and possibly turned into a meme. Craig and Danica reserve the right to use any media from the wedding for future blackmail, holiday cards, or social media bragging. - Tarsier Clause
Craig and Danica are not responsible for any tarsier-related incidents during the wedding. This includes but is not limited to:
- Stolen appetizers
- Photobombed pictures
- Awkward small talk about tarsiers
- Speeches and Toasts
All speeches must include at least one fun fact about tarsiers. Failure to comply may result in consequences. - Liability Waiver
By attending, you release Craig and Danica from any liability related to extreme fun, accidental intoxication, and tarsier-related incidents.
We look forward to celebrating this joyous occasion with each of you. Let’s make January 25, 2025, a day to remember!
Signed,
Craig & Danica Norton
